“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all recipes are not created equal, that they are endowed by their creators with certain delicious ingredients, that among them are meat, whey, and the desire for culinary perfection.”
It’s the 4th of July and odds are you’ve decided to fire up the grill, throw on some burgers, and spend half of your life savings on fireworks. And why not, right? This is ‘MERICA.
Well, we’re here to give you 13 of the best recipes ever created for your patriotic taste buds.
Burgers for Breakfast? Better Believe it
Wait, you thought I was going to make you wait until lunch? Not a chance bro, I’ve got you covered from dawn 'til dusk.
Steak and eggs have been raising testosterone levels since the beginning of time. You’ve known it. We know it. Now we’re going to provide you with the means to an end.
You probably already knew it but pancakes are the best thing since sliced bread. In fact, I’d be willing to argue that they’re actually better than sliced bread. Get to pourin’ and flippin’.
Sensational Sides Without the Guilt
They’re all pretty decent options which you’d find at a typical Fourth of July BBQ. However, you tend to run into issues when it comes to sides. French fries, potato chips, and pasta salad dominate the conversation but they’re probably not what you’re looking for.
Needless to say, it’s time to take matters into your own hands. Bring your own side dish and whip up one of these delicious high protein options.
Sliders, Skewers, and Sirloin – Meet the Meats of America
You may have had burgers for breakfast but it’s never too soon to have another. Here’s two of our favorite recipes which will sure to be a hit with your family and friends. Wendy’s and Burger King won’t have anything on you.
Although, if burgers aren’t your thing, you could go more of the western route and test out some sloppy joes:
Or, maybe it’s date night and you’re really looking to impress that special someone with a little home cooking. Whatever the case, I’ve still got you covered:
The Diabetic Dessert Trifecta: Rice Krispies, Cupcakes, and Brownies
Misleading subtitles aside, you’ve got to admit this trifecta is almost as legendary as the three musketeers. Just ask any 5-year-old to list their favorite desserts and I can guarantee you’ll see at least 2 out of those 3.
However, in case you were actually looking to get your trifecta fix, here’s a few suggestions which should help to offset the would be blood sugar spike and subsequent hypoglycemia.
Brownies without ice cream? That’s almost akin to Lebron without D-Wade. Don’t make the mistake of having one without the other.
Well, you may not be able to open your own restaurant with this assortment of recipes but you’ll certainly have the tools to put on one heck of a barbeque; time to check the propane, assemble your ingredients, and make the guest list.